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I’m horny for, like, cuddles and winks and cooking dinner together and picking on each other and shit. I crave waking up beside some who loves me.

Anonymous
asks:

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

pukicho:

pasta-yy:

pukicho:

pukicho:

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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that took 3 minutes.

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

agniratha:

you guys ever think about how Xenoblade 1 tells us “hey, you’ve all got your own Monados — you just have to find them” and doing so means we can realize our full potential and seize our destiny but then Xenoblade 3 chimes in and says “you know what, you’ve all got a little bit of Moebius inside you too” and it actually FUCKS how these two messages, from the finales of the first and last games no less, not only perfectly parallel each other but also beautifully cap off everything this trilogy stands for???

like yes human potential is boundless and we are capable of anything when we work together and put our minds to it but also we’re just lil guys in a great big world that never stops changing so of course we’re gonna get scared! and it’s okay to be scared because it’s only human to fear the unknown, to want to cling on to the things dear to us when the future is so vague and full of uncertainty. moving forward is very hard and it can be downright fucking terrifying but what choice do we have when forward is the only way?

but you know what? it’ll be okay. nothing may ever be the same again but you’ll be okay. i’ll be okay. we’ll all be okay.

odinsblog:

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Shit, some of us needed that list in our 20s and still need that list right now today

papayajuan2019:

so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

allthingskenobi:
“The Murder Stroll™
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allthingskenobi:

The Murder Stroll™

low-earth-orbit:

vessel be like “you got me in a chokehold”. yeah, no shit bro. you got the most prettiest throat ever

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zohbugg:

eldritchsandwich:

ceekari:

blackgirlsreverything:

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All things that you should not have to be rich in order to do

#those things shouldn’t be fucking pipe dreams!

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A year ago, I would never have pictured the way my life is now.
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libraford:

libraford:

libraford:

libraford:

When I’m in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you’re hiring four.

You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. ‘Earn up to 21.50/hr’ no. Either you’re paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

If someone asks for 2 years experience for an entry level job paying just above minimum wage, you should be legally permitted to launch them into the fucking sun.